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"From 18 to 22 you meet a lot of temporary people."

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"No relationship is perfect so just find the right one to go through hell and heaven with."

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assgod:

gay porn expects me to believe they just met this straight guy on the street and he’s already douched and ready to take a big dick on the spot

(via zachcpatton)

pastabender:

goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

why the fuck is everyone talking about that dumb baby lets talk about the daddy
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When one of my friends gets wasted and starts trying to use Harry Potter pick up lines on every cute guy at the bar

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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shouldnt:

when attractive people say they are ugly

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(via invisibleluminosity)

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